SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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