it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
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