So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
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