Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
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