you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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