I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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