how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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