i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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