forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
Little spoons don't ask big questions
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
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