it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Randomize
