I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
Randomize
