we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
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