We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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