my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
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