He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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