WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Never joke about your clitoris.
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