the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
Randomize
