We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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