Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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