I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
my poor anus
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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