i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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