so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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