did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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