making cat noises will not fix the situation.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
Randomize
