i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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