just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
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