But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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