Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
You're a disaster
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