very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
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