i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
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