we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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