It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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