that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
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