I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
Is it penis luge time yet?
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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