Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
She's JV to your varsity
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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