What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
Floor bacon is actually really good
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