Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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