Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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