im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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