Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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