Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
honey bunches of taint.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
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