I'm drive I can fine osifer
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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