all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
Randomize
