Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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