Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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