fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
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