She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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