I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Who wears a wallet chain?!
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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