In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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