So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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